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About Me Member Architectural Designer Alexander Hernandez20/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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Just for the fun of it

Wed Oct 21, 2009, 3:38 PM
FOR THE GUYS!!

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female....... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male..... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female.... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female..... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male....... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.


AND


FOR THE GALS!!

He said ..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

She said ..... You wear pants don't you?

He said ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said ..... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said ..... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

She said .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said ..... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?

She said ..... They already have boyfriends.

He said . Why are married women heavier than single women?

She said . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

  • Mood: Humor
  • Listening to: Bruins Game on TV
  • Reading: the computer screen
  • Watching: my computer screen
  • Eating: Hot Dogs with Chili
  • Drinking: Milkkkk

deviantID

I'm a 20 year old male currently living Boston, Massachusetts for college although I still call Mid-Coast Maine, where I originally came from, my true home. I graduated from Georges Valley High School on June 7, 2007!!! (which of course seems like yesterday)

As of May 2009, I completed my first degree, an Associates of Applied Science, at Southern Maine Community College studying Architectural and Engineering Design. I had a great two years there making it on to the Dean's list every semester and also earning all A's for my last semester which is the first time since elementary school.

I am currently attending Wentworth Institute of Technology in Boston to study Architecture there for 5 years and hopefully earn my Masters :) I am currently a what they refer to as a transfer freshman.

People call me all sorts of things, mainly geeky…I laugh at them for their ineptness of not understanding I'm not as smart as I sound. But think of me however you want.

I'll usually tell things the way they are and if you don't like it, oh well.

Music is a primary part of my life. I listen to practically anything and the only exception is opera music which of course I'm sure you don't blame me. With music comes the speakers that produce the sound which brings me to my point of absolutely loving beastly stereos. I also play the cello and bass steel drums in the local steel drum band called Steelin' Thunder. We play many gigs throughout the year and turn most of our profits over towards five $2000 scholarships awarded throughout mid-coast Maine every year.

I'm also really into sailing. I race small sailboats around the coast of Maine and I am considered one of the best sailors in this section of Maine.

I'm also part of the Boy Scouts. Whoever thinks the boy scouts is weird because it's the boy scouts, well then, I'm afraid you just don't understand. I have advanced to Boy Scouting's highest possible rank of Eagle Scout. And now I am the Assistant Scoutmaster of Troop 214.

I like it when girls can put up a good physical fight aka wrestling

I can solve a 2x2x2 Rubik's Cube

I can solve a 3x3x3 Rubik's Cube

I can solve a 5x5x5 Rubik's Cube

I like to play Scrabble, Chess, Apples to Apples, and practically any card games. And for you calculator geeks, Puzzle Frenzy, Block Dude, and Dino Puzzle. Pecs is just not for me. Sorry Pecs fans.

I'm pretty friendly, easy to open up to, easy going, laid back, up tight, huggable, loveable, (incredible, edible?), cool to be around kind of person.

I can usually perform falling stunts pretty well. This includes reenactments of other people falling.

I'm fairly accurate shooting rubber bands at random bugs that try to enter our house.

Shameless self-promotion:
Patrick Wallace and I are the co-owners of a company called Wallex Entertainment and we provide quality professional djing at reasonable prices for a wide variety of occasions including dances, weddings, personal parties, and other functions.

I'm crazy.

I'm a Spasian :)

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Maine Coast
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Spasian sized
  • Print preference: D-sized Architectural 24"x36"
  • Interests: Lights, Architecture, Rubik's Cubes, Transportation, Mechanical Things, Computers, Women, Music
  • Favourite movie: Analyze This, Juno, 300, Moulin Rouge, Across The Universe, Slumdog Millionaire, Hairspray
  • Favourite band or musician: 30 Seconds To Mars, Papa Roach, Billy Joel, Beatles, Avenged Sevenfold, Taylor Swift, The Prodigy
  • Favourite genre of music: I love 'em all; Rock to Punk to Metal to Classical to Techno to Disco to Oldies to Jazz
  • Favourite artist: Randall Munroe
  • Favourite poet or writer: Myself :D
  • Favourite photographer: Paul John Caponigro, Winston Link
  • Favourite style of art: Floor Plans, Photography, Blueprints, Realistic Pencil Drawings, Portraits, Textiles
  • Operating System: Windows XP, Vista and Mac OS X
  • MP3 player of choice: My Beautiful Black 80 GB Apple iPod Classic With My Name Inscribed :D
  • Shell of choice: Pasta Shells, at least they are edible
  • Wallpaper of choice: Gypsum Wall Board (aka Sheetrock) And Wood Paneling/Bead Board
  • Skin of choice: As Long As My Skin Stays On My Body, I'm Doing Fine
  • Favourite game: Puzzle Frenzy (Calculator), Minesweeper, Scrabble, Frisbee, GTA, Need For Speed, Anything Racing
  • Favourite gaming platform: The Ground or The Ocean
  • Favourite cartoon character: Taz: Oh Hellz Yea!!
  • Personal Quote: Silly White People :P
  • Tools of the Trade: Mechanical Drafting Pencils And My Canon Powershot G9 Camera

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Comments


:iconajalat:
Thanks for adding my "Wild Pet" photo to your favorites.
:icons9d9:
Hi, thanks for the favorite. -ge
:iconspasiantasticalman:
you are very welcome :)

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You can't just say I love you, you have to live I love you. :heart:
:iconbigdogdavidson:
Thanks so much Man for the :+fav: !!! it's So very much appreciated i'm glad you liked [link] sunkist 4 :D

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This is not my Dad... This is a Cell phone.
:iconspasiantasticalman:
absolutely! well deserved :)

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You can't just say I love you, you have to live I love you. :heart:
:iconsmuglord:
thank you for the fave! :D

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"don't give away the end, the one thing that stays mine.." - 23 by Jimmy Eat World
:iconspasiantasticalman:
you're very welcome!

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You can't just say I love you, you have to live I love you. :heart:
:iconbodaciousj:
Thanks for the fav :)
:iconspasiantasticalman:
you are veryyy welcome :)

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You can't just say I love you, you have to live I love you. :heart:
:iconflyingfoxes:
Thank you for the faves
:hug:
:iconspasiantasticalman:
you're very welcome!! So well deserved!

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You can't just say I love you, you have to live I love you. :heart:
:iconlordguardian:
thanks for adding my picture :) ...if you have time, check out the rest of my gallery too
:iconlordguardian:


...and the one of my friend :iconmmichelleej: if you haven't already! :D
(haha sorry if i repeat myself ...i'm loosing track of things as i had some days i could not answer my messages )

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:gallery: [link]
:iconspasiantasticalman:
Hey man, your gallery is great, so much so I decided to watch you :) Nice work. Likewise with your friend, she does phenomenal work as well. The moment I got to her page I was just awed. Thank you so much for leading me towards amazing art work :)

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You can't just say I love you, you have to live I love you. :heart:
:iconlordguardian:
no problem ...see you :)

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:gallery: [link]
:iconspasiantasticalman:
you're very welcome :)

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You can't just say I love you, you have to live I love you. :heart:
:iconcolormecolormyworld:
thank you for the :+fav:

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**Live. Love. Dream. Give it all you've got.**
--Let me curl up inside you. Let me breathe your essence.--
:iconspasiantasticalman:
you are very welcome :)

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You can't just say I love you, you have to live I love you. :heart:
:iconsaadatman:
Thanks for the fave.

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create more than a design.
:iconspasiantasticalman:
you're welcome :)

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You can't just say I love you, you have to live I love you. :heart:
:iconmaeve09:
Thank you Alex for the fav.........it's most appreciated my friend! :):heart::hug::rose:
:iconspasiantasticalman:
:) you're welcome!

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You can't just say I love you, you have to live I love you. :heart:
:iconzer0-o:
thanks for the fav! hahah that note above cracked me up :D

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"Memory is a child walking along a seashore. You never can tell what small pebble it will pick up and store away among its treasured things." ~Pierce Harris, Atlanta Journal
:iconspasiantasticalman:
You're very welcome and I'm glad I could humor you with the note, it seems that many people like it XD

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You can't just say I love you, you have to live I love you. :heart:

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